Ugh.

Sorry guys no whiteboard today.  I am Sicky McSickerson over here.  I'll spare you the details and instead wow and amaze you with a useless fact from my Big Book of Useless Facts:

Viruses mutate more in one day than humans have since our existence. They mutate so quickly due to their rapid rate of reproduction, their inability to fix their mutations, and their ability to exchange genes with one another.

Oh and also...