Christmas Break!

I want to apologize to my readers about the lack of consistent updates for the last few weeks.  Year-end at work has reared its ugly head and with the Christmas season upon us I have been going nuttier than a fruitcake! In light of this madness the Whiteboard is taking a hiatus until January 2013 when it will return with more useless information and bad stick figures than you can shake a stick at!  Until then, Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year to you and your families!

See you in the New Year!

Oh HELL no...

Can I buy a Vowel?

Turning Point

Magic Kingdom

Fly me to the moon, Let me play among the stars

STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My apologies for the egregious lack of whiteboard posts.  My November month end was particularly difficult but now we're back on track! WOO!

Take that Fahrenheit

Tut, tut, tut

Whale on

Where were you?

Bringing the crazy since 1929

This is Black Gold Country

In Soviet Russia, War win YOU

I'm looking at you Justin Bieber...

They're coming to take me away today...hee hee ho ho ha ha

Shiver me Timbers!

Get Bent

Just a bit more than four score and seven years ago

Yeeeeeeeah sucka!

This statue is called Buck Off

We are such stuff as dreams are made on

Special Edition!

So my board was done for me today by my FABULOUS friends!  Thank you!

Attention Citizens of Earth...

What a Hoot!

What!?..*hic*...I do my job hammered all the time.

What makes the lamb love Mary so?

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow;
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.

He followed her to school one day,
Which was against the rule;
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school.

And so the teacher turned him out,
But still he lingered near,
And waited patiently about
Till Mary did appear.

"What makes the lamb love Mary so?"
The eager children cried.
"Oh, Mary loves the lamb, you know,"
The teacher then replied.

Bringing more drama than episode of Jerry Springer

Je suis terrifié

Maybe a hammer and chisel? Dynamite?

If they don't get it, how can you?

NOTE:  I thought this fact was hilarious when I stumbled across it last night so as I do with all most of my posts I googled researched it. 

I found tons of images of the artwork (which is not a painting by the way, it's a paper-cut) but here’s the kicker: They had images of it both upside down and right side up but not ONE source I found indicated which was the correct way!

Being the crafty gal that I am I shook my fist at the sky and yelled "HA! You cannot thwart me!" and I promptly went to the website of the Museum of Modern Art.  All of the sources I could find indicated that they are still the proud owners of this piece and many more by Matisse.  Well, the piece is not even listed as part of their collection and there are no images of it anywhere on the site.  It's like they're pretending it never happened because if people think about it long enough they just might realize most modern art is incomprehensible, even to the people that are supposed to know better… but I digress. 

In closing, the point of my babbling is this...I have absolutely NO IDEA if my poorly drawn representation of this piece is right side up or not.  If you know or if you find out which way is correct I would love for you contact me because I am all kinds of curious.

UPDATE:  So my fabulous and arty friend John informed me on Facebook that "The boat" should supposedly be placed with the more detailed half on top, as the lower half is supposed to be the distorted reflection of the boat in the water. He was already dead when they made the supposed mistake, so I guess no one can really know for sure.  Apparently a woman, who was a stockbroker, informed the museum that the painting was upside down and basically, they just took her word for it. Experts!  Visit http://theeasel.tumblr.com/ for the story.

- ALB

Pay my taxes? Forgetaboutit!

Mangé Moi, Marie

Wasn't that guy like 4 feet tall or something?

Get UP!

I'm Good Enough...I'm Smart Enough...

Dreft Away...

Puck you, NHL!

Gobble gobble!

Thanks for selling us out Diefenbaker!

Let me tell you where you can stick those Isotoners.

It's your beginning, Charlie Brown

Turn the light on baby

I know some people I wish were mute...

DIABEETUS!

Come Together

A whole lot of bouncing...

Today = Gong Show

So it's coming on month end again, I'm moving offices and I had to do Safety Orientation today AND I'm trying to type on one of those ergonomic keyboards and I'm about ready to pitch it across the room sooo...this is all you get.  I'll be saner tomorrow! I hope...

Eat like a horse... it's healthy!

Bippty Zoop Bop Wow